Righty-o. Where was I before? Oh yes. . . ignorance.
I came across this blog written by a Grenadian man. Now under normal circumstances I would not deliberately pick a fight with another blogger, but one of his posts filled me with such rage that I am systematically, critically (and spitefully!) examining every single thing he has written and will post about it. Thankfully for the blogosphere there was not much there to begin with. I’ve made sure to screenshot everything there for posterity.
So which is the offending post that has me so angry? Lesbians at banks in Grenada. Yes people. In case you were not aware, Mr Vonnie James of Point Salines, St. George’s, a self-professed “freelance journalist”, wants you to know all about the conniving, wicked homo womenz that are infiltrating the very fabric of the Grenada financial sector employees’ sanctified marriages *eyeroll*.
Below is the direct quotation of the article, with spelling, grammar and syntax intact. My immediate sarcastic responses are in the blue italics.
In Grenada and in certain circles, it is rumoured that men who wives work at the banks must be very careful of the other women there. [“men WHOSE” not “who”. I hope you readers are taking note of the need to beware of all single women who work in banks] The reason being is that most of the single women are actively trying to steal them away. [Wha’??! Actively trying??! To steal married women? The horror!] It apparent that the clear and present danger is not about other men. [“It’s” not “it”. By the way, message to bank husbands out there – men are ALWAYS clear and present danger. I know. I used to work in a bank.]
It is rumoured that the young ladies can be seen at parties rubbing on one another [Rubbing? Gasp!] and doing French kissing [doing French kissing…. lollll… hahahaaaa. How decadent] and behaving in all sought of indecent ways. [*clutches pearls* Oh no! Not at ALL like heterosexual couples who chastely hold hands. For shame!]
The rumour goes far as to say that some are behaving this way just to draw attention to themselves. [Pretty good way to draw attention I must say]
In other words they are not really ‘dykes’[DYKES?????? DYKES?? Say wha’? Talk about calling a black person a nigger a spade a spade], but just having a good time. Others seem to be bisexual and just ‘do it’ with whosoever is of age. [In which case they are already better than 70% of the men in this country who seem to prefer girls not of age] That is a real moral dilemma. [What is? Whether The Dykes are really homosexual, or bisexual, or attention-seekers, or destroyers-of-bank-marriages? For who is this a moral dilemma? Probably the men that get left behind :D]
My biggest concern in all this is the impact it will have on the social strata of our country [Which has, in no way, been impacted by anything else of social import, or concern to Vonnie, such as poverty, lack of education, disease, violence, misogyny, harassment, discrimination, human rights abuses, etc].
On one hand lesbianism empowers some women (to make them believe they are men) [WHATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! WHat!! What the f*CK did he just say????!] and on the other hard, there is a covert system of a double culture, subculture, guilt, anger, secretiveness and so on and so forth [I. have. no. words]. Children can become confuse and distorted about family as the Bible describes it. [!bhbhlbdjabVSDVSVH hishlpi jksd!!]
What if they found out that their kindergarten teacher is a Lesbian? [Er.. um… and.. what. Much better they find that out than they find our their teacher is a pedophile]
Or their aunty or their big sister or their mom? How are they supposed to react? [.. With familial love, respect and compassion? No? Wrong answer?..]
Thank God there are Christian counselors in Grenada who can deal with this issue. [*deep breath* REALLY? Christian counselors who can deal with the issue of female homosexuality. Wow. Unreal. Who knew? Those counselors is some badass mofos. When are they going to turn their powers of dealing towards those older men that prey on little pre-teen girls?] By the power of God, someone can actually repent of this habit [Jigga say wha’?]. Contrary to popular believe [belief], it is a habit [because Vonnie has firsthand knowledge, him being a reformed lesbian and all] and can be control and broken [Oh. Broken. THIS is what you mean by “dealing with” this issue. Ah. All clear now]. You tell me. [Oh I will]
To be continued. Again . . .