By now I am sure you heard that Moosilini Sarah Palin got punked by some Canadian comedians, The Masked Avengers, from radio station CKOI 96.9FM in Montreal. The pranksters called up her phone (how did they get her number??) and pretended to be French president Nicolas Sarkozy. Governor Dumbasslin giggled, tittered and stupid-talked her way through the conversation for about 5 minutes. The call is utterly hilarious but it is also sobering to realise that this seriously unqualified, unpolished, unprofessional, stupid, stupid woman could possibly be the Vice President of the U.S.
Some choice snippets:
FNS (FakeNicolasSarkozy): Exactly! We could go try hunting by helicopter, like you did, I never did that.
FNS: Like we say in France, “on pourrait tuer des bébés phoques aussi” [Translation: We could also kill some baby seals.]
SP: [Giggle] Well I think we could have a lot of fun together as we’re getting work done, we can kill two birds with one stone that way.
FNS: I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun!
FNS: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false, that’s the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stef Carse [Stephen Harper is the PM and Stef Carse is a Quebecois country singer who covered Billy Ray Cyrus’ Achy Breaky Heart in French in the 90s].
SP: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you the opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder-
FNS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
SP: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that.
FNS: Yes, in French, it’s called “Du rouge à lèvres sur une cochonne” [Translate: Lipstick for a sow literally (but not properly) but it actually means an uninhibited girl] or if you prefer in English Joe the Plumber, [sings] It’s his life, Joe the Plumber…”
FNS: I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustler’s “Nailin Palin.”
SP: Oh, good, thank you. Yes.
FNS: That was really edgy.
SP: [Laughs] Well good.
The Nailin’ Palin thing really got me. The woman is as dim as a 15 watt bulb.
Of course the parting shot from the Masked Avengers was classic:
If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.