Random, semi-hungover thoughts:
7. Why does my ass look so ginormous in every picture of me? [Dejectedly deleting a wad of GinormAss pictures off the camera]
6. I wonder if acrooms experienced her first Grenadian J’ouvert?
5. How much booze did M consume yesterday?
4. How much booze did I consume yesterday? [.. and the day before… and the day before that…]
3. How come Carnival, much like Christmas, seems to be getting less and less enjoyable the older I get?
2. Why are DJs playing last year’s soca? [Probably because this year’s really sucks]
and the number 1 hungover thought for the day is –